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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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