Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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T u r n i p s

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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