Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Ron Paul for President!

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Anti Joke

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