- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

whats up and also down? your mum

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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