What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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