- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Your sex life.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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