- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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