- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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