A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Badabing.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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