- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Stop Iran! We need the money.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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