- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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