- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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