why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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