2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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