yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

an ethopian thanksgiving

nolan is gay

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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