What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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the WNBA.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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