- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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