News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Everybody will die

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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