What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

binladin walks into the american seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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