Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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