What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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