- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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