whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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WNBA

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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