- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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