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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Your mother is so fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call your mom? Mom

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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