- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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