did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti Joke

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