- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

A black man has a job.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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