- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.