- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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