Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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