- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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