old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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