- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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