What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

a man walked into a bar and said ow

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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