what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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