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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do I hate? people

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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