Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Rebecca Black

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Penis.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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