Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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