ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Whats 1+1? window!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

how do you call someone? use a phone

Beka has AIDS

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Badabing.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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