- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Your Mom

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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