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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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