- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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