- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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