How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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knock knock go away

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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