- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

13 =B you just learned something

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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