Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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