Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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