I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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