How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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