- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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