A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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