- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I'd like to make a withdraw

White NBA players.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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