Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Womans baksetball...

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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