- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

2 black kids walk into school

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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