- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

you know whats not funny white boards.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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