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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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