Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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