- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Your mother is average.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Your mother is average.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Your mother is average.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew