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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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