- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Chuck Norris.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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