Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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