A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Microwave

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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