What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

quantum physics?

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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