- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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