- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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