- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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