- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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