How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Pickle

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

the midget went to the midget store

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Chick Norris... Enough said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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