- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

The holocaust

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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