- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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