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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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