- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Bob Saget

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

the lemon was sweet.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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