- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

chinga tue madre Ryan

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What is life? Paul.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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