A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Oh s***

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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