"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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human centipede

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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