- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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