Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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