neil likes pube toast

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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You sick fiend

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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