Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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