- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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