Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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lets bomb africa

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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