- Anti Joke

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

knock knock go away!!!

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How would you rule?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.