- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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