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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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