some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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