Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Male leadership.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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no.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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