- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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