WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Obama lin Baden.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

13 =B you just learned something

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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