- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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