Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Who wants water? I do.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Racial equality.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Sex

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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