What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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