- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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