Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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men's rights activists

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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