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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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