- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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