- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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