- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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