You were born.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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