- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

You were born.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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