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A man walks into a bar. Ow

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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An Asian with a big dick.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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