- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

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