Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

thumb_up thumb_down

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

thumb_up thumb_down

www.hurr-durr.com

thumb_up thumb_down

KOOKABURRA

thumb_up thumb_down

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

thumb_up thumb_down

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

thumb_up thumb_down

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

thumb_up thumb_down

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

thumb_up thumb_down

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops