- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Fine, ladies first.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

belly button

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

mikey is cute

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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