- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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