- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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