- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

your face is kinda funny

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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