- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

women's rights.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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