Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

thumb_up thumb_down +19

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What long black and tasty? Licorice

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +19

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops