Jebron Lames.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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