whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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read this sentence again.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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