Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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