What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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WILLY

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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