- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Cancer.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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