- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

And Stephen Hawking said.

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