Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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