Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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It's all Taggart

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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