Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Immigration Laws

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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