What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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