During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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