What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Badabing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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And you honored it I see :P

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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