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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Pickles are powerful

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why was the man sad His got raped

woman's lacrosse

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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