- Anti Joke

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

ure mama's so fat

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground