- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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