The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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