- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Stop. Seriously stop.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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