- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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