- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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