- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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