A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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