Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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