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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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