Jewwy Jewstein

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seek beauty

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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