Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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