- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Who wants $300? Me too.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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