- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Want to here a joke? Me to...

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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