You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Skrillex.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

I agree to the terms and conditions

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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