- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Hail Hitler

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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