- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Robert Mugabe.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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