How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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