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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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