Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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penis in the camel

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Llamaworm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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