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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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