Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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