What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Poker? I barely even know her.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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