- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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