What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Then none of us want to be right.

Ms Leong Sux

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

BIG MAC'S

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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