how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

whats up and also down? your mum

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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