"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Black People

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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