What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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David Cameron

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Jeff

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Suck pussy

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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