Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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