- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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