- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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