- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

knock knock come in

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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