How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

thumb_up thumb_down +1

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So a seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops