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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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