Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A penis walks into a bar..

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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