Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

your mum

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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