- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

i hate non minorities!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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