- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

why was kade sad? he shit himself

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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