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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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