Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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