- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Womans baksetball...

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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