whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Title IX

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Tilt your screen back .

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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