How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Women's professional sports

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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