- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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