Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A jew enters a mall.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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