That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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