So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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