I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

This is an anti-joke.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

The Labour Party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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