cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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PICKLES

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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