- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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