My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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I love pissing people off :P

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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