What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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