YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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