the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Whats funny? Your face.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Bitch

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Rebecca Black

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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