- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Bob Saget that is all

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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