- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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