- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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